Give Peace a Chance...

I've never professed to be good at the combat aspect of EVE, but I'm more than happy to give it a go. Even so it's been a bit of a humbling few days for me, having lost nearly a quarter-of-a-billion isk in ships and fittings. Although I'll readily admit that every case was as a result of my own complacency or foolhardiness.

The last couple of interviews I've conducted have featured pilots who avoid player-versus-player combat. Both Sevidra and Mark726 prefer to play EVE in such a way as to avoid direct conflict and after the week I've just had, I'm starting to agree with them.

I suppose I can at least take solace in the knowledge that I selflessly brought enjoyment and satisfaction to these pilots:
If you need any further proof, my Battleclinic record is here.

So I'm hanging up my combat jacket and amputating my trigger-finger. What I need is a fun non-combat ship. In Mark's interview he showed us the loadout he uses for Professor Science, his buzzard explorer vessel, but I've already got one of those. I'd love to see some more suggestions, either in the comments below or as a meme. Let's get creative and come up with a fleet of non-combat ship fits that the PvP-shy New Eden population can use.

What's your fight-dodging ship of choice? A ninja-salvaging industrial? A mining battleship?

Most comical fail-fit wins.

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